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Please turn on your cellphones
I like to go to movies alone because I like to smash popcorn directly into my face without being judged. I also like to go alone so I can watch movies I would never admit to seeing. Because I’m a … Continue reading
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5 Reasons To Come To My Play “Son of Pong”
1. I tell a story about video games! My dad was a video game junkie. He would sit in his underwear in front of our TV in the basement, and play for hours. His addiction started with Pong and continued until … Continue reading
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Q: What are your thoughts on time travel? Are you a “Go back in time and kill Hitler” kind of guy, or a “step on a butterfly, end the world” kind of guy?
This was one of my favorite questions someone asked me during my brief stint at Guyspeak. Got a lady question about bro stuff? Hit that site up.) A: Thank you for the thoughtful question.
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How To Fight The Sandman, Nocturnal Terror Of Children Everywhere
To a certain generation, the Sandman was a legendary comic book written by Neil Gaiman. Other comic book fans know the Sandman as a shape-shifting enemy of Spider-man. The heavy metal band Metallica wrote about the Sandman for their 1991 rock … Continue reading
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Mythological Creatures And How I Would Eat Them
If these mythological creatures existed, I would eat them. And here’s how I’d eat them. Just call me a crypto-gourmand. Continue reading
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